Bon Sothoth

bonsothoth @ 2009-06-18T23:19:00

2009-06-19T04:20:29Z

GO GO GO GO

bonsothoth @ 2008-12-01T15:47:00

2008-12-01T21:49:42Z

DAGON DAGON DAGON CAN U SEND 6000 TO LAGOS NIGERIA

The ol' LJ was lacking in Lovecraftian references. Thanks samjolnir! :)

new, but not related

2008-12-01T21:02:00Z

Old but related

2008-11-28T02:07:54Z

:c

2008-09-29T20:12:39Z

WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE

Butternutsquash

2008-09-27T19:41:49Z

That's right. Cthulhu and bacon is all you're seeing in this LJ anymore.

...apparently.

check out more of the comic here

bonsothoth @ 2008-09-26T23:08:00

2008-09-27T04:10:15Z

Alright, so, my childhood got badass thanks to some guy off of DeviantArt:

Did yours?

EDIT: A Pan Pony?

Neato!

postyourselfuneditedmeme'd

2008-09-20T03:59:25Z

"Take a picture of yourself right now.

Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.

Post that picture with NO editing. (Except maybe to get the image size down to something reasonable.)

Post these instructions with your picture."

Rambling on Horror

2008-08-22T13:18:58Z

So, I've been meaning to update this for a while now.

I finally managed to watch all the Evil Dead (including Army of Darkness) movies. Now, my question being, why the hell are these so amazing? For the first Evil Dead film, I can appreciate the female antagonists and tree rape scene. Don't see that too often. However, the rest of the movie was pretty repetitive and fairly dull. The second Evil Dead had some redeeming qualities, but nothing really memorable. Evil Dead: Dead 'Til Dawn was the best of the three as far as I'm concerned. A little amount of cheese, a fair amount of gore added up to a decent horror flick. But the third one? Ugh. It was hard to watch. I don't care about the cult classic status this movie may have, I got was generally wondering when this thing was going to be over. As far as I'm concerned, I don't care what that Big Chinned actor ever puts out. Man with the Screaming Brain and Bubba-HoTep gave me a sour taste for what Bruce Campbell is capable of. Granted, those were later in his career, but they were wretchedly bad. Basically, I don't know why people were telling me the Evil Dead movies were the best horror movies ever made or why people were so shocked that I -- renowned zombie film lover that I am-- had not seen these flicks. I'm surprised more people haven't seen Dead Alive at the mention of these movies.

Dead Alive does it right. Where Evil Dead has it's cheesy one liners and bizarro scenes, Dead Alive topples it over. Dead Alive is slippery with gore and has some crazy ridiculous dialog. It has it's big chinned actor and a fairly large cast of strange characters. Plus, it's a movie that can always gross me out. Granted it's at the custard scene and I think custard straining through teeth just grosses me out, but still.

Also...zombie film. :P

I did end up seeing the Signal. I love the concept of this movie and I'm fairly disappointed how it piddled out at the end. A movie revolving around three different individuals dealing with the same problem: A signal that turns people into murderous savages. It starts off brutal with the signal that re-wires people to kill anyone. Then, the story switches to a very strange dark comedy seeing the other side-effect of the signal; it makes people utterly insane. I can handle it. I dig it for the most part. The scenes fit. But the last story is leading up to an ending you know is coming or at least suspect. But as grizzly as the film begins, it yelps out a quiet dull ending.

It's disappointing.

I want to see how good horror pans out now a days. I want to see something that quenches my gorehound side as well as putting out a decent story. Mirrors disappointed me in reviews so I didn't bother paying to see it. Midnight MeatTrain was the last movie I saw in theaters that was horror related. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't amazing either. I don't know if I could watch it again. Seeing it once was good for me, I think.

But what I'm looking forward to and praying that it isn't five levels of suck ... Repo!: The Genetic Opera . If you weren't privy to one of the dozens of IMs I sent out when I saw this ... Here's the video that sold me on this movie.

Catchy, sexy song....cutting up Paris Hilton (which I didn't believe until I IMDB'd her)...harvesting organs. What's not to like?

I would love to see at least something new like Repo! popping up more often rather than Friday The 13th being remade with Tara Reid.

Anyway, that's all I have. I could ramble on and on about horror, but I've gotta head to work.

bonsothoth @ 2008-08-21T15:57:00

2008-08-21T20:58:26Z

Goblin Shark

2008-08-14T00:57:39Z

I'm never going in the fucking water

ever

again.

Porting Blog Stuff

2008-06-29T06:18:24Z

There's several reasons why I don't finish the three games that are plaguing the gaming shelf with their presence. Silent Hill Origins is one of the few that I just can't seem to stomach playing for long. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm a huge, HUGE Silent Hill fangirl. I love the Silent Hill series including it's bastardized fourth game no matter how much I say otherwise, but Origins is one hard game to swallow.

The premise is great. Most of the game is fan service; blatant fan service. The begin of the game, Travis--our scruffy trucker hero--finds the reoccurring character of Alessa in her house while it's burning to the ground. THE ORIGINS OF SILENT HILL. WHAT ARE THE ODDS. Which, at that point, I'm grinning like an idiot and proclaiming loudly to anyone in the room at what's going on.

"That's the girl from the first and third game. OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL! I'M A TRUCKER!"

You go through the same song and dance that you do in every Silent Hill; the hospital. At this point, I don't know how annoying the game is going to be, so I'm eating this up. The nurses, the story, the new battle system; it's all golden to me. The game itself looks a little iffy. Although, I hardly let so-so graphics get me down. For one, it's a port of a PSP game. Second, it's Silent Hill. There's still the other characters that I know and love show up. Lisa, the bloody faced nurse from the first Silent Hill making a cameo. The plot is kind of out there. I can understand that the protagonist is supposed to be Joe EveryNiceGuy, but if I saved a girl from a fire and then I got sucked into a world full of demon nurses, I could probably be okay with skipping out to town. But, once again, it's Silent Hill and plot usually isn't really top. This game is pretty much the same in regards to the other Silent Hills: Filled to the gills with cheesy dialog, running into random people that soon leave you alone in the monster filled town, and dead girls. So, I make it out of the hospital level and I'm ready with bated breath for the next area of awesomeness.

Next area I'm starting to notice more of a trend. I can't see a damn thing. I understand darkness is supposed to be scary, but there's a certain point where I have to turn up the brightness on my TV because I can't see anything that's in the small beam of the flashlight. Oh well, right? It starts to just go downhill from there.

The next level I'm starting to see a trend. There's a lot of enemies that are somewhat tricky to run past. The game seems to encourages you to fight seeing there's a plethora of weapons lying around. Silent Hill 0 almost has a Dead Rising vibe to it, seeing as it lets you pick up a lot of miscellaneous items like toasters, meat hooks, katanas. The problem being between the lack of light, the weapons breaking too quickly, and the loudness of the music making it impossible to hear if any monsters are in the area according to your radio make the combat frustrating. So, I'm in a dark hallway, squinting at the screen to see if there is something in front of me, then Travis gets throttled by a weird armless creature with a defined asscrack.

I'm serious, whoever came up with the enemy design may have been molested in a highschool gym shower or something traumatic that involved buttocks. I didn't think I'd ever had to write about something like this, but the enemies in the game are laughable. Yeah, there are nurses and scary dolls, but the others are just ridiculous. Asses aren't scary in most cases. When connected to a zombie like creature that proceeds to go at Travis like a Re-Dead from Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's hard not to either laugh or be completely insulted. Although, the best has to be the obese skinless dogs with deflated heads. I can't seem to find any pictures on them, but this is the best I can do:

The first thing I say I soon as I see this creature, "Is that a gigantic ass?" All I see is this giant ham of an ass down a dark hallway that Travis' flashlight happens to catch.

The game gets crazily frustrating from that point on. The controls work against me as I'm still in the mind set of "MUST CONSERVE ITEMS." I don't relate Silent Hill to a melee game. I always think of it as a survival horror game. Always. I don't care if the game gives me approximately one hundred pieces of wood to kill enemies with. Not only that, but it's damn near impossible to kill something at some points. I understand the scalpel isn't going to do a lot to a giant ass-dog, but when I have to go through about five weapons before the thing drops, there's a problem.

Basically, the only reason why I haven't given up on this game is because I can't stop playing it to save face and I can't bring myself just to YouTube the rest of the game and sleep well at night about it.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I still love Silent Hill and I'm still really excited about Silent Hill 5 to show up, but this wasn't the game I was expecting. Maybe that's a good thing, but if this is the direction Silent Hill is headed, I may be a bit hesitant to follow.

Kids these days...

2008-06-10T03:38:36Z

So, I'm out for a walk tonight and its nice afternoon to do it. It's about seventy degrees out, gentle breeze, somewhat cloud. Beautiful day, really. I'm walking with Brandon and we're talking about games, moving, and just general stuff really.

We both happen to see a few kids off in the distance. They're laughing real loud and doing something that I can't see. Point being, I don't really care what they're doing. But one of the boys catches a glance of us walking by and looks notably enthusiastic to see us.

"Hey!" he shout as he's already running up. "Wanna see something gross?"

Instantly, I'm thinking some kind of A) Dead animal B) Feces or C) Combination of. The boy doesn't have anything in his hands though, so I think we both curious so we stopped walking to see what he was up to.

At this point, he rams his fingers down his throat and starts to dry heave. He sputters, doesn't look phased, and does it again, this time resulting with some red-orange vomit. He looks all proud when he looks back up at the both of us.

Both of us are not really disgusted. I mean, we have the internet. This kid is small potatoes next to Japanese porn or Two Girls One Cup. He's not gross. We both generally confused.

His friends are pretty syked about it though. "Whoa! It looks like the Doritos you ate!" Which, after saying that, they did offer Doritos to us. Needless to say, we decline.

Then, Brandon asks this kid, "Why are you inducing vomit?"

The kid looks at him like he should understand more than anyone else and states rather matter-of-factly, "'Cause it's fun."

Kids these days. Are kids generally that bored?

bonsothoth @ 2008-06-01T11:26:00

2008-06-01T16:27:09Z

Sorry, I don't really know what to say about this one.

...

Death of a Cell

2008-05-27T18:26:58Z

Japan Thoughts

2008-05-25T13:54:03Z

After only two weeks of surviving the city sprawl that is Tokyo, I have some mixed feelings about being back in the states. While I do immensely enjoy seeing family and friends, there's a feeling of disappointment. This could possibly be that I live in a state with roughly 200,000 people and the city itself is basically dead after five o' clock in the afternoon. It upsets me that the return home felt more like a kick in the shorts than a welcome home hug.

When we arrived in Narita Airport, everyone was so quick to help and to do it with a friendly smile. I can't stress how mind boggling it was to see everything in an airport that could hold so many people, could be so clean. No trash, nothing out of place. Airport customer service was quick to get luggage off the plane, pile it up and help customers find their luggage by running up and asking their names to help find baggage.

On the flipside, returning to Chicago O'Hare airport, we have to wait about an hour for our baggage to finally get out of the carousel. When I asked directions to our gate, this women who wasn't doing anything in the information booth except smearing make-up over her jowls, told me in a smarmy voice to look at the floor for directions.

Maybe I miss the excitement of a breathing, thriving city. I think it was amazing to see that many people functioning. I can't even fathom the number of people we ran into. I don't even know if I want to. At points, drifting through a literal sea of people, I was terrified about being swallowed up or separated from Brandon or getting in someone's way. Despite not knowing the language, it was easy to get around the trains/subways without a lot of help from anyone but our maps. We only ran into one really packed train, but that was our fault for going during rush hour.

The language barrier is what really concerned me. While it was easy to go about Tokyo without knowing a great deal of Japanese, speaking to people was difficult. Or trying to read kanji? Forget it. Unless a place had an English menu or pictures, it was quite the shot in the dark. But, even without knowing their language, every restaurant we went into was more than happy to try to explain "free salad bar" without knowing English.

I felt a little let down getting home is all. It's probably just "I have to get back to work monday" blues, but at the same time...

Once again, don't get me wrong. I'm happy to be home. I missed our soft bed. I missed our normal eggs and bacon (seriously, Japan knows not how to make scrambled eggs or edible bacon). I missed our television shows, our games. I missed our friends. I missed understanding people. I missed how it didn't feel busy all the time.

Japan was an adventure, to say the least, but I'm not sure if I could leave my home for it. I mean, I could adapt. But the question is, would I want to?

Japan

2008-05-08T16:35:09Z

So, I'm going to Japan.

You can track my zany adventures by going to my flickr account. Nothings up there yet, but we'll (Los Brandonalonas and I) be arriving on Saturday.

I might have a twitter account because I want to see how it works and I thought it would be neat to have up while we're around Japan.

If you have any suggestions on sights to see, drop me a comment, otherwise,

see you in the funny papers.

EDIT :

Twitter

Glukoza Nostra

2008-05-07T13:03:44Z

hi i'm bonnie and i love zombees

2008-04-17T15:41:11Z

Zombie Rats

fucking awesome

i'm hotlinking for you jerry

2008-04-12T14:48:19Z

all for you

Writing Challenge

2008-04-11T13:26:19Z

At the request of Jerry (and I totally doubt anyone else is going to do this) ((Prove me wrong, jerks))

Alright! First challenge!

The short stories are due April 18th. Please post your stories here when finished.

It's up to you to write a short story about this picture that relates somehow. As long as the blurb goes for at LEAST two paragraphs (that's 4 to 5 sentences per paragraphs, folks), I don't care what's it about.

It could be about who this guy is.
It could be someone seeing this guy at the bar.
It could be about the girl in the background.

I don't care, as long as it relates back to the picture in some way, shape or form. SO, get creative, come up with something fun, something deep, blahblahblah, you get the idea.

bonsothoth @ 2008-03-29T08:11:00

2008-03-29T13:14:13Z

Also, I really hate it when movies have Host of Seraphim by Dead Can Dance in it. Just makes whatever movie I'm watching incredibly cheesy.

AND WHY DOES SOME KIND OF SALMON RELATED SCREEN NAME ALWAYS IM ME AFTER I MAKE AN EL JAY POST

Okay, Dany?

2008-03-29T13:06:27Z

Your cake:

Look pretty fucking dainty next to

this cake:

Check Dis Out

2008-03-25T22:53:24Z

I'm not sure if this game is annoying or fun yet (but I'm leaning toward fun).

ROM CHECK FAIL

You need to beat different levels of different games with different characters.

IE Link in Super Mario Bros.

Try it! Leave some high scores or something, you kooks.

Download it here

Camillia d'Errico

2008-03-12T23:19:48Z

Ooooh my god. I love her so much and so happy I found the artist after having an icon I found off of Gurochan. SO PLEASE! Enjoy. No nipples since Photobucket is kind of a bastard about nudity. :|

http://www.camilladerrico.com/
http://www.camilladerrico.com/
http://www.camilladerrico.com/